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List of weapons that shoot other weapons that don't exist, but should
We here at Todd Mauldin Band/Hellbusters Worldwide Control enjoy weapons. That is not to say we use weapons anymore; we’ve sworn off killing things since we had to put our dog out of his misery with a shotgun in 2005. And no idle oath is this one of no killing, there’s a black widow spider living in the corner of my office here at Hellbuster Worldwide Control and I refuse to kill it. No killing is a Hellbuster tenent. BUT! We like looking at weapons almost as much as we like looking at new guitars and stuff.
Which brings me to this wonderful page from the Uncyclopedia.
DO by all MEANS check out this list of fine weapons… and DO by all MEANS take a look at #17: Rocket-Powered Chainsaw Launcher (our favorite).
I mean, if you need to get a late Christmas gift for somebody, or need a special gift for somebody, THIS is the kind of stuff to be looking for.
I mean, SERIOUSLY… who wouldn’t want #34: Enormous Bomb Composed Entirely of Smaller Bombs, Themselves, Composed of Smaller Bombs?
Posted on December 30, 2008 ()
Todd Mauldin is a blues philosopher living in Reno, Nevada, who performs solo, as well as with his partner Jack Doyle as The Hellbusters.
The Hellbusters debut CD "Guilty" is available and fairly popular worldwide among those who like their blues hard, immediate, intimate and lightly cooked.
Todd Mauldin's solo show, featuring spoken word and hard country blues, is being performed to positive reviews.
For more information about the Hellbusters or Todd's solo show, contact tavo@hellbusters.net.
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